Warrior by committe

Clearly done back in the day Pirates Verses Ninjas. This guy Jumped the shark and nailed them both

My Pinwheel: the beginning

 It's random I know, but I think it loosely fits in the requirements to be here. What? you don't know the requirements? Well please inquire and I shall inform you.

Dance Hulk!

I really don't know what's going on here.

Is he dancing? 

Is he laying down and the camera is on its side?

Maybe he just got hit in the back with a Heat-laser-kinetic beam blast-o-bust?

A Thoughtful Alien.

A pensive and ancient Alien - looks like a concept from the JW Creature Workshop.

More CARtoons!

Another Cute Car.

With a giant tailpipe, it must run on regular gas.

Ah, the old Haunt.

The generic haunted house. If they are all so similar why are they scary? It should be like going into any McDonald's in Glendale or Timbuktu... here is the creepy taxidermy, this is where the cobwebs block the hall, and the creepy old lady with sticks in her hair shows up right there next to the claw-footed bathtub.

True, this site is for my sketches but I thought I could occasionally put some nice finished work here from time to time.

It's a matter of perspective.

It's not cold enough here.

Why am I fighting for this barren rock island that never freezes? Everyone knows that without the freeze the life of spring is stunted, held back by the leftover entanglements of last summer. Vitality needs a path!

The trees hardly grow here, the ones that do are no bigger than a proper man's thigh.

For the love of Sif, goddess of our earth, she only lets them burn the peat and moss that comes from the ground for warmth.

Who wants the sweltering, inhospitable rock? Leave it to the tattooed and blue-faced barbarians who run naked into battle and attack with weapon, fang and claw - indiscriminate and unfearing of their fate.

I will take the Fjord over the Moore anytime.

The Perfect Guard

Saurian with the patience of a stone. Their home world  with it's harsh climate developed some of the best hunters in the galaxy. Strong, lithe, flexible bodies with nearly 360 degrees of movement for the neck and spine. They have a heightened sense of their environment. Their skin can pickup on atmospheric changes, temperature and even inaudible "Noise". They make great bodyguards and are naturals at ambush techniques. Long ago, there was consideration that they might be pisonic - but now we know they are just very quiet, very sensitive and very patient.

Dragon Nap.

Time for a nap. Dragons are Cold Blooded of course. and most of their food intake is saved for muscle activity only. They don't need to keep their body warm with thermogenic burn like mammals. In fact, they can warm themselves when they need to with their breath, a combustible gas easily ignited by a spark generated from the flint and stone in their gizzards.
But for now, that last knight should hold him over for a few days...

for smashing.

Large fists for smashing. and very well developed legs for holding up those fists.

Beard. Braid.

I'm not sure what is going on with the hand down there but Hey! look at the braided beard!

The Clean before the Dirt

Two for the price of one.

There is dust and debris but the armor is clean and the weapon unsullied.

Not. For. Long.